What is the wisest joke in the world?

All you are entitled to is one seat. The man grunts and does not move. Finally a policeman is called in. He walks down the aisle and says to the man who is still on the four seats, Get out of those seats! The man grunts, and policeman says, Okay, wise guy, where are you from?

What did a wise man say to his wife?

A wise man once said “When the rise of the machine happens… Make sure you are nowhere near a dildo factory.” A wise man once told his wife… ..nothing. I told you he was a wise man. A wise man once said, “One who stands on toilet… is high on Pot.” A wise man once said… “If you make a woman laugh, you’ve half-undressed her.”

What did a wise man say that made you laugh?

A wise man once said, “Nothing worth doing is without risk…” Well, he almost did, but he was worried someone might laugh. A wise man once said… If you are wrong and you shut up.. If you’re right and still do it – you’re married.

Are there any wise jokes that make people laugh?

There are some wise frankincense jokes no one knows ( to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wise sage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

What did a wise man once say to me?

A wise man once told me, “Martinis are like boobs…” One is not enough, but three are WAY too many. A wise man once said:”never trust atoms!”

How are a fool and a wise man alike?

The fool expresses all his anger and the wise thinks with his mind. A fool utters all is mind: but the wise reserves his in part. Don’t be a fool and quickly lose your temper–be sensible and patient. A fool uttereth all his mind: a wise man deferreth, and keepeth it till afterwards.

Which is the best reply to a wise man?

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. Moliere It’s a wise man who understands that every day is a new beginning, because boy, how many mistakes do you make in a day?